Movie gigolo

Before i move on,the title needs some explaining.Movie gigolo is actually the male equivalent of movie whore.Haha.Get it?

Watched stealth this evening with benjamin and khairi at pyramid.My first movie outing with my coursemates.Previously was with my housemates and gang (the island).Yeahz,perhaps you've sensed this coming after all...it's ANOTHER movie review!!!Yeahz,rock onz!This one isn't so good i think if compared to the island since both of them come from same sci-fi genre.

In case u don't know what the hell is stealth all about,let me give you a brief rundown (spoilers alert!!!).It's a story set in the near future,three highly skilled pilots are selected for a programme to combat terrorism by using advanced military jets.Think hypersonic jets and loads of heat sensor-equipped missiles.Then an AI jet comes along and joins the party.

Three pilots are unhappy with their non-human colleague.Argument ensues.AI jet goes hay-wire.Pilot dies.A plan is hatched to track down and stop the AI jet from wrecking more havoc.AI jet becomes good again and commits kamikaze to protect the two pilots left.The female pilot calls the male pilot pussy at the end.Credits roll.

From all the three actors - josh lucas,jessica biel and jamie foxx(the three Js,is that a coincident or what?),i think i only know jamie.But jessica biel gives me some sort of a vague memory.Dunno which movie i've seen her starred in before.She looks similar to denise keller from mtv too.Neway,wanna know why this movie sucks?Coz ah there's a huge problem with the lousy dialogue and cheapskate acting.There's no chemistry between the three of them at all.

Thank god,the director has seen this coming i guess.Otherwise,you won't be seeing so many jet flying scenes coming right at you faster than you can say 'mach 3'.And then when the three of them went to take a vacation in thailand,there's this thai girl who appeared out of nowhere.I think seriously her character was rather pointless lor.Just an excuse to squeeze more screen time for jamie (coz his character gonna crash his jet into a mountain and dies midway through the movie :P) and she didn't say anything at all.

Utter waste of time!Totally out of scope!The AI jet's voice also one kind.Very similar to the robot in err...i robot.Reminds me of the air-borne version of herbie too.Haha.There's also this sickness of stereotyping lar.Why izzit the terrosists must wear turbans and have long moustache?Why izzit it must always be the middle-east people who play the terrorists?You get what i mean?I hardly see westerners portraying as terrorists in movies anymore.

Their weapons in the movie also look very inferior like that.There's this huge gap in technology between both sides in this movie lar.No wonder,they die so fast lor.One missile also kau tim all of them already.What lar?!

Then my student card not yet ready somemore.So blardee expensive the tix.If every week also watch ah,soon i gonna go pokai dee.Okayz lar,that's the end of my review and the movie sucks.Only for special effects fans.

Aih...this is gonna be the last free week for me.There are only lectures for the debut week.So there are plenty of breaks in between.Next week is when the real business comes in...literally,haha.Goodbye freedom,hello battlefield!